Saturday, July 3, 2010

JUST BEEN NUTTY

During office time, employees of a particular company are all worried. Some are in loud discussions.......
A new trainee that have just joined the company enquired from a senior employee what was going on. And the the following conversation followed:

TRAINEE:                   What's going on?

SENIOR EMPLOYEE: Terrorist have kidnapped our boss. They are asking for a million dollars randsom,
                                      otherwise they will douse him with petrol and set him on fire!

TRAINEE:                    What are we going to do?

SENIOR EMPLOYEE: We are going from desk to desk taking up a collection.

TRAINEE:                    So, how much is everyone giving, on average?
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SENIOR EMPLOYEE:         ABOUT 1 LITRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!