Questions and Smart answers

Teacher: What do you call a Bee that live in America?
Student:  USB
Teacher to students.. Pls pay attention..
Student: How much sir?
Teacher: If corn oil is madefrom corn & vegetable oil ismade from vegetables. Wat is baby oil made from?
Student: Babies
Teacher: How do we keep our school clean?
Student: By staying at home
Husband to wife: how do i get money to buy ram for sallah
Wife: take your laptop to the computer village and remove the RAM
lol

MKHIZE and SITHOLE

MKHIZE: I want my money now,

SITHOLE: I'll kill myself to be free from you and he immediately he pulled a gun and shot himself dead.

MKHIZE: hahaha.....! If you think you will get away with my money you are wrong, I'll follow you until you pay me, he said this as he took the gun and shot himself dead as well.

NGCOBO: was watching from a distance, he laughed and said "these guys are funny, I want to watch this quarrel till the end, so he also took the gun and killed himself also.

"SO IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED NEXT,YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO"..

5 died in a car accident

 The Headlines News read: 5 died in a car accident!

The following day, in a classroom a teacher asks Bruno to count from 0 to 10

Bruno: 0   1   2   3   4   6   7   8   9   10

Teacher: Where is 5?

Bruno:  Yesterday I heard on the news that 5 died in a car accident.

LMAO......