Wednesday, June 23, 2010

QUESTION TIME

  • If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
  • Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
  • If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
  • If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? ha ha ha hehe......
  • Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? Oops...
  • Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker.
  • If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
  • Why is it called building when it is already built?
  • If a book about failures sells, is it a success?
  • If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots


I love English Language.................. Ha ha ha  

2 comments:

  1. Laughter is the best medicine. If this is so why do we need pharmaceutical companies? (lol) Just something for you to think about. Yeah... it's kind of original corny joke from me. :)

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  2. Well said Jolly, maybe its time they made a diploma in comedy a pre requisite to studying phamacy (lol).

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